When I imagine people as if they were animals
Unintentionally, I started comparing people to animals and imagined how they would fit the popular (not necessarily true) behavior of certain animals.
This is a fun post and I don't mean to offend people or animals.
They think: I know I'm right, but they're too dumb to understand.
They think: I'm not gonna waste my time with stupid idiots.
They think: Keep posting, my lovelies, so I can reap what you sow.
They think: They like me! OMG, they really like me, and they think I'm smart!
They think: They think I like them or feel sorry for them. Morons!
The Blue Jay
They think: I must warn everyone. Oh, my God! I have to post this right now!
They think: Hehe! Now they’re not so chummy anymore.
They think: Don’t show your pain. Be nice to everyone.
They think: This post is not correct, let me look into it and let them know what I think.
They think: I feel your pain but it’s too much to bear. I can’t take it anymore, I must stay away from you.